LOCKDOWN HAIR DON'T CARE

Got my second stick, and other than more luscious lockdown bighair (Jestoni variant), no adverse side effects

But lockdown drags on, there's no open barber in sight, and I have to return to the 80s to find my happy hair place (Jojo Alejar preppy variant)

Symptoms worsening...

...and called out on a zoom meeting about how pathetic my mullet flow is by 75 years of Philippine-Australian relations standards

LLDD-Hyphen-L literally takes matters into her own hands, puts her Prime points to use, and stages bathroom ambush

Let's do this

Ready...set...SHAVE

Breath...

Finish strong...

VICTORY

we're on to eyebrows....

CAN'T SPELL LOYALTY AWARD WITHOUT O-L-D

Has the Batch really been at this for 15 years now? Per the Department's livestreamed anniversary celebration, yes, yes we have been here since the Consular section was a back-alley basketball court!   

Not as somber as the Oscar's In Memoriam segment, but still a solemn reminder of one's purpose, dedication, and existence before the e-passport