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Bells rang, birds sang, the sun shone, friends laughed, children played, families dined, the LLDD-Hyphen-L glowed, and I proved once and for all that Star Wars fans can know the touch of a woman.

It was a beautiful day.

To everyone who was there, our heartfelt thanks. To those who weren't, so help me if your gift isn't on the way yet I will hog-tie and force you to look through a staggering amount of wedding albums and baby pictures the next time we meet.

Until then, enjoy:

The Pre-Nup Pictures

From Sketch to Storage, The Evolution of Gown

The "Lost" Homemade Slideshow that Didn't Get Played Because of Technical Difficulties

The Onsite Photo Feature that Y'all Get to Enjoy for Free but which We're Hoping Marie Claire will Pay Us One Million For

The "Bonus" Wedding Video that Wasn't Really Part of Our Coverage Package but We Like to Think Still Got Made Because We Were Such a Hot Couple.

The Too-Cute-For-Words Fil-Aussie Flower Girl Pretending to Sing Along with the Tagalog Offertory Song

All the Guests' Partypics Souvenir Photos

Honeymooners' Pics Where We Could Only Look Happier if We Wore Matching-Themed outfits like Koreans

Gratuitous Bikini Pics of the LLDD-Hyphen-L, for those of You Out There I Just Know are Wedding-to-Engagement Backcounting

And, of course, a Little Something for the Ladies