INDE-DENTIST DAY

Weekend after Independence Day usually sees the Consulate officers flying off to different exotic regions to take part and enjoy fun colorful local Fil-com celebrations, like those in... 

Wagga Wagga...

Dubbo...

Penrith...

...and, ah, my neighborhood dental association 

Yes, as you can see from the back of my head POV, my honor this June was to deliver a leadership talk at the symposium of a newly-formed group of dentists which...sure.  I mean, ok, the program called for talks on diversity and arts and even protocol and litigation, but for the life of me I wasn't sure how I could open up about periodontics, endodontics or anything else dontic. 

it was like pulling teeth

But I was a brave little boy and respectfully faced the good doctors and spoke the best that I could and, honestly, the whole event was pretty cool and interesting and everyone was fun and friendly

although I could still feel them silently judging my oral hygiene

And at the end of every speech, they gave each speaker a special commemorative souvenir. 

And do you know why the commemorative souvenir was a necklace?

BECAUSE DENTISTS WOULDN'T GIVE A SPEAKER..PLAQUE!

Thank you, thank you very much.  I'm here every six months.

trust me, Sydney dental dad-jokes don't get any better than this

NATIONAL DAY RECEPTION WAS LIT

 As in LITerally, LIT!  

First Philippine diplomatic reception in four years +  Family in full force in Filipiniana Finest + Filcom in full force in Filipiniana finest + Tourism and Cultural push + Vivid season + Venue overlooking Vivid + Venue WAS a Vivid canvas = IT'S ON

kalayaang kumikislap kislap =)

CINEMALAYO

It's that most independent time of the year

This being my last year at the Consulate, a highly-regarded documentary filmmaker was hired to capture all the behind-the-scenes action

That's a wrap.  The sharp-eyed easter-egg hunters out there will have figured out that my monologue was actually a line reading of the remarks of the Department's Big Boss -- yes, the same one who had been Waiting for Memo

As the movie critics might say, I didn't just get the memo...I brought the pages to life

an indie film years in the making

THIS YEAR'S TEAM BUILDING EVENT HIT DIFFERENT

 Beat (saber) different...

pictured: a Coordinator who ain't coordinated

Heat (ed negotiations) different... 

they didn't let me win or get ahead being former AHOP meant NOTHING to these people

Just got plain HIT different

officer down

All a bit different

 hit me baby one more time