STOP YOUR CRYING ITS A SIGN OF THE TIMES

A looong while back I wrote about finding my handwriting double in China  and how disturbing that was. Well, today I discovered I have a Sydney signature double -- from a person whose name is nowhere near mine but whose John Hancock is so similar I literally returned the paper handed to me because I was certain I had already signed it earlier     

I'm as shookt now as I was shookt then

I MEET ALL THE REQUIREMENTS. I'M SENDING MY RESUME.

trying to find a new co-host for THE CONNECT after @netw3rk leaves 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/8YZumX8ycZ

— Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) November 17, 2020

I'm supremely qualified on every count wife is my reference

 

I'LL TUMBLR 4 YA : FARTBOOKS

so. many. kiddie. books. about. farts. they even come in sequels, sets and seasons!

butt why?

I'LL TUMBLR 4 YA : GRILLED TO PERFECTION

Why Sydney terrace houses > London terrace houses. So fun to walk through neighborhoods and gaze up at them all.

huwag lang sana ako mapagkamalan akyat bahay 

I'LL TUMBLR 4 YA : PRETTY ATRIUMS AND FACADES

Pretty self-explanatory

or just plain pretty

I'LL TUMBLR 4 YA : INTO THE (BACKYARD) SPIDER-VERSE

Not a day goes by when I don't walk through my doorway/gate/fence/path/staircase and get spider goo all over my face. Are any of them actually dangerous? Let's not find out!

 of course it's even more scary when the call...IS FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE