5.28.2017

MESSI OR MACUJA?

It is THE question every parent must face: should their precious little one become a world-famous prima ballerina...or a world-famous millionaire 'baller? 

(follow-up question: they can do it by the end of this summer break, yeah?)

Let's break down The Decision...

INSTILLS TEAMWORK AND DISCIPLINE?

check

check


DOPE OUTFITS?

check (and very instagram friendly)

check (pero maling sport ang pose mo, anak)


PARTICIPATION SWAG?

beautiful bouquet -- check

color printer certificate -- check


CAN WATCH IDOLS PERFORM IN PERSON?

Swan Lake at CCP -- check

um, Sadie Soccer ball at Shopkins concert -- I'll allow it


CAN TAKE CREEPSHOTS OF A CERTAIN STAGE/SOCCER MOM?

not quite

hi -- check


VIDEO CLIPS THAT YOU CAN MAKE INTO A KICK-ASS TRAINING MONTAGE?



hell yeah


(can't really take videos during classes, but the kid does go through her routines wherever she finds a dressing room mirror...or a not-currently-in use mall stage)

but also, this


HIGHS?


that winning point feeling -- check


curtain call (and knowing when to exit) -- check

Lows?


getting turned around, failing to clear, and giving up a soft goal -- check (and dammit)

when your squad's not in sync -- check

AVENGED BY THE REBEL ALLIANCE?


check


check


So after all that, what will the LLDD-Baby become?

A Jedi.

A graceful, playmaking Jedi.

5.20.2017

THAT GOING TO BIG SCHOOL FEELING


Grow up

















Rock out




Move up





















Chill out




5.05.2017

WE ARE HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS STAR WARS APP

I was fighting back tears when the LLDD-Baby recently tore through a nearby Toys-R-Us and came back clutching a Rey action figure. After years of buying her stuffed animals, tubs of play-doh and merch of sassy British pig children, I finally got to get her something that would actually develop her high midi-chlorian count!

she had always Forced-choked at a higher age level 

As a bonus, the Rey packaging came with a free app that could shoot some classic Star Wars scenes!

Well, then...

EXECUTE ORDER 66!


Damn Stormtroopers still can't hit squat


nakuha sila sa Force-tingin


Not the first time the LLDD-Baby's been mistaken for a Jawa


yet more acting range than Hayden Christiansen


The AT-AT on AT-AT violence must end


my memos!


Stop that droid! It has the Map!


of the West Philippine Se...I mean to Luke, it has the map to Luke!


Security drills for Ministerial Meetings don't mess around


haay, nagpa-traffic na naman kayong Deathtroopers



The probability of ASEAN Integration holding beyond 2020


it's high, very high


SM Developers didn't know of Mall of Asia's small thermal exhaust port


yeee-haaaa!


Well, the re-construction of Scarif didn't last long, did it? 


what do you Imperials have against MMDA pumping stations?


I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.  


even the ulam


Noooooo!!!! Not the Department's front lobby pond turtles!!!


do they look like Mon Calamari to you!?!


Hey LLDD-baby! They're saying Leia isn't a Disney princess! What you think about that?


yeah, that's what I thought


They laughed when we said we should build a canopy around the Department's brutalist building


oh, they laughed



I find your lack of 30 minutes after eating before swimming...disturbing


leg cramps? more like head crash, amirite?


Lord Vader, our blasters can't penetrate the giant oily deflector shield


Impressive