JUST SO YOU KNOW THAT GEORGETOWN LLDD'S AREN'T REALLY LAME OR DORKY . . .

. . . Jack Bauer is a Hoya.

(Bonus points if you work in "There's not enough time!!!" or "I don't think that's the right play" into your Paper. Or if your name is Chloe).

(Deductions for every person you have to shoot in the thigh during research)