THE LLDD-HYPHEN-L LOOKS AT LETHARGIC LOCKDOWN LANDSCAPE, DECIDES "THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO BECOME A CERTIFIED PILATES INSTRUCTOR"

The ensuing training montage:

Buys second-hand reformer and sets up makeshift online classroom

(shout out LLDD-Baby's end-the-violins stand)

Trains daily 

(holds gun-show nightly)

Impresses practical examiners by showing teaching mastery over lamest, doughiest, most uncoordinated student available

(bitchin' Depeche Mode and Smiths needle drops student's idea, obvs)

Preaches proper nutrition/punishes student for 80s workout jam by quarantining doughnuts  hidden around house

(d'oh!)

Crushes finals, gets own studio sessions, ready to rock re-opening 

I'd define you as awesome