She's. . .she's back!!! And on the same week UK retailers report strong growth! Coincidence?
And not only that, she immediately sets out improving RP-UK relations. Thus, on her very first trip back to the embassy, she gets up close and personal with (someone who played) the British Prime Minister. How close?
This freakin' close!!!
To hear it from the LLDD-Hyphen-L, Hugh "The Man" Grant spotted her in the crowd, came up to her and shook her hand before anyone else. Her only regret was that she failed to break out into "I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy . . ."
That, and she forgot to take her gloves off whilst shaking his hand.
Anyway, the LLDD-Hyphen-L's return signals a paradigm shift in my ways. First of all, there will be more couples stuff and less 80s concerts / comic-cons (although I hold out hope for a Bobba Fett-Princess Leia gold bikini date next Halloween). Secondly, as I actually have someone to go out with now, blog posts henceforth will be short and no longer drafted on pathetically alone, er, incredibly productive weekend nights. Lastly, let's face it, my wild and decadent party days are over.
Pictured: my wild and decadent party days
Welcome back, sweetie! Hindi na maginaw ang pasko, and all that!
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