CRAPTIONS: SPECIAL OLYMPIC EDITION II

• The torch relay was briefly interrupted when some embassy admin officer decided to check his chancery's smoke detectors
• The lightsaber bout between the young Jedi Attaché Olympic and the giant Sith Darth Glandular was epic, but couldn't always be caught within the TV camera's frame. 
• Pau Gasol came through the Olympic Park's smoking section asking "boss, may sindi ka?" and I delivered, dammit!  
• Gold torch, silver tie, bronze bod. Hell yeah.
• Lost in all the Nikes and Coca-Colas and McDonalds is the fact that Tawas is also an official Olympic sponsor.