CRAPTIONS: SPECIAL OLYMPIC EDITION I

On your mark, get set. . .

• This is what happens when Rajo Laurel spends all of his budget for the Philippine Olympic team barongs on design and tailoring, and leaves nothing for hiring models.
• Our men's individual synchronized swimmer looks out of shape.
• The consular outreach mission to Olympic Park was efficient and finished early, but really, we only  had 11 athletes to serve. 
• In the spirit of the Olympic truce, Captain DFA reveals his secret identity.
• What do you mean this isn't Bajo de Masinloc?!?

Bonus Olympic poll! Below are the podium occupants who immediately preceded the LLDD 

Now, in the spirit of Citius Altius Fortius, determine: who's hotter?

Hey! No fair jumping!