I was fighting back tears when the LLDD-Baby recently tore through a nearby Toys-R-Us and came back clutching a Rey action figure. After years of buying her stuffed animals, tubs of play-doh and merch of sassy British pig children, I finally got to get her something that would actually develop her high midi-chlorian count!
As a bonus, the Rey packaging came with a free app that could shoot some classic Star Wars scenes!
she had always Forced-choked at a higher age level
As a bonus, the Rey packaging came with a free app that could shoot some classic Star Wars scenes!
Well, then...
EXECUTE ORDER 66!
Damn Stormtroopers still can't hit squat
nakuha sila sa Force-tingin
Not the first time the LLDD-Baby's been mistaken for a Jawa
yet more acting range than Hayden Christiansen
The AT-AT on AT-AT violence must end
my memos!
Stop that droid! It has the Map!
of the West Philippine Se...I mean to Luke, it has the map to Luke!
Security drills for Ministerial Meetings don't mess around
haay, nagpa-traffic na naman kayong Deathtroopers
The probability of ASEAN Integration holding beyond 2020
it's high, very high
SM Developers didn't know of Mall of Asia's small thermal exhaust port
yeee-haaaa!
Well, the re-construction of Scarif didn't last long, did it?
what do you Imperials have against MMDA pumping stations?
I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
even the ulam
Noooooo!!!! Not the Department's front lobby pond turtles!!!
do they look like Mon Calamari to you!?!
Hey LLDD-baby! They're saying Leia isn't a Disney princess! What you think about that?
yeah, that's what I thought
They laughed when we said we should build a canopy around the Department's brutalist building
oh, they laughed
I find your lack of 30 minutes after eating before swimming...disturbing
leg cramps? more like head crash, amirite?
Lord Vader, our blasters can't penetrate the giant oily deflector shield
Impressive
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