5.28.2017

MESSI OR MACUJA?

It is THE question every parent must face: should their precious little one become a world-famous prima ballerina...or a world-famous millionaire 'baller? 

(follow-up question: they can do it by the end of this summer break, yeah?)

Let's break down The Decision...

INSTILLS TEAMWORK AND DISCIPLINE?

check

check


DOPE OUTFITS?

check (and very instagram friendly)

check (pero maling sport ang pose mo, anak)


PARTICIPATION SWAG?

beautiful bouquet -- check

color printer certificate -- check


CAN WATCH IDOLS PERFORM IN PERSON?

Swan Lake at CCP -- check

um, Sadie Soccer ball at Shopkins concert -- I'll allow it


CAN TAKE CREEPSHOTS OF A CERTAIN STAGE/SOCCER MOM?

not quite

hi -- check


VIDEO CLIPS THAT YOU CAN MAKE INTO A KICK-ASS TRAINING MONTAGE?



hell yeah


(can't really take videos during classes, but the kid does go through her routines wherever she finds a dressing room mirror...or a not-currently-in use mall stage)

but also, this


HIGHS?


that winning point feeling -- check


curtain call (and knowing when to exit) -- check

Lows?


getting turned around, failing to clear, and giving up a soft goal -- check (and dammit)

when your squad's not in sync -- check

AVENGED BY THE REBEL ALLIANCE?


check


check


So after all that, what will the LLDD-Baby become?

A Jedi.

A graceful, playmaking Jedi.

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