1.21.2018

THE SYDNEY BOTANIC GARDENS AND OPERA HOUSE ARE NOT UNATTRACTIVE, ACTUALLY KINDA HOT

"You know what, family?" I righteously ask the family one Sunday morning. "It's already the new year, we've been in Sydney for two months, it's been summer school break for weeks now, and we've still not walked around the Botanic Gardens or the Opera House. That's just shameful neglect on our part. Let's head right over there after mass."

(family attends morning mass, steps out and realizes it's 40 degrees and climbing)

"You know what, family?" I righteously ask the family after morning mass. "It's already the new year, we've been in Sydney for two months, it's been summer school break for weeks now, and we've still not seen 'The Last Jedi'. That's just shameful neglect on our part. Let's head right over to an air-conditioned movie theater now, and then walk around the Botanic Gardens and Opera House in, oh I don't know, the fall.

(family actually heads over to the Botanic Gardens and Opera House the following Sunday when it was a nippy 35 degrees and climbing)

(it was still quite lovely)

(like 'Last Jedi' lovely)

She's either using the Force or the hot air is lifting her up



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