LOCKDOWN UNDER: THE LLDD-HYPHEN-L'S STOCKPILED GROCERY EXERCISE REGIMEN HAS BEEN AN INSPIRATION TO ME AND MUST BE SHARED WITH THE WORLD

In fairness to Australia, it's not just toilet paper where demand has crazily overwhelmed supply. While other supplies essential to the madlang tao are still available if not fully accessible, it's actually quite flattering to the local lifestyle image that cities like Sydney have also run out of poshyal items as seeds and garden supplies, laptops and home printers, and -- most distressingly to the activewear movement -- gym and exercise equipment.

So what's a fitness buff to do? Why, if you're the LLDD-Hyphen-L, the shortages don't stop you. You grab what you got and you go get goddam quaran-toned! 

Let's do this.

Balikbayan Box Cat-Cow

Toy Bow Side Stretch

Disposable Umbrella Squat Raise

Floormat Balance Hinge Extension

(Red) Pasta Sauce Alt-Punch 

Almond Milk Static Crunch

Jasmine Ricep Curl

(White) Pasta Sauce Y-Raise Lunge

Kombucha Front to Side Lift 

Overhead Luggage Press


Vacuum Cleaner Calf Raise

Ice-T Round-the-World

Ice-T Wall Sit/Arm Raise

Ice-T Hip Bridge Chest Fly

(Heavy Wash) Detergent Sumo-Squat/High Row

(Delicate Wash) Detergent Triceps Kickback

Fabric Softener Shoulder Press

Reusable Cup Challenge????

Apricot Arm Rotation

Toilet Paper Plank Pull-Through

Kitchen Roll Muscle Roller 

Damn girl, now I feel pumped!! And strangely hungry!!

God bless LLDD-Hyphen-L and the workout that you do.