5.16.2020

LOCKDOWN UNDER: BUTT WHY (NUMBER TWO)

The Sydney TP shortage rages on, and the hoarders are getting more let-them-eat-cake about it...
  

It's come to this: ginugupit at hinihiwalay na namin ang bawat ply ng paper napkins na nakuha namin sa restaurant.


All we can do about the shortage is, erm...roll with it. The separation session above, for instance, also doubled as a study-from-home math/civics lesson: if each restaurant napkin folds out into 4 equal squares, and we cut up 50 napkins, how many napkins need to be cut up before the LLDD-Baby sues us for unfair labor practice?

But seriously, the kid's been making the most out of the situation. The cardboard tubes, in particular, have been upcycled into puppet/toy figures...


...decorative plant holders...


...rubber band holders...


...and, ah, battery powered routers? (amazon user rating pending)


And there have been some wins on the home supply front (bulk restaurant supplies store and small neighborhood 7-11, I love you)..


...as well as success in the suppression of office demand
 

That's right, we've installed bidets in the public bathrooms right next to our social media star tabo.  We're all in this together, ika nga.

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