5.13.2023

AMBASSADOR OF THE SPORT

The FIFA Women's World Cup organizers scheduled a briefing for the Diplomatic Corps of the COUNTRIES THAT QUALIFIED and it was a thrill and an honor to attend on behalf of A COUNTRY THAT QUALIFIED although I wasn't a Head of Mission like the other attendees nor a veteran of past Cups and all group stage opponents were side-eyeing each other so I had to play it cool throughout the open forum  

I just introduced myself as Trent Crimm The Independent

And what's this? All the cool merch meant for the Head of Mission is handed on to moi? Score!

look, the ball has a tracking chip inside so VAR can confirm I am clearly onside and it was the Secretary General herself who passed it to me WE SHALL NOT QUESTION FIFA REFEREEING DECISIONS

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