TAS - pffthhhbbbthbbb - MANIA!

Because you can't head down to Tasmania without raspberry-ing your way through the classic looney theme tune...THBBBFFSST!!!

*whimsical intro music*

Welcome to the land...

that's way under,

down under,

the sky's always yellow... 

in rain...

or shine.

Down in Taz-Mania!

Come to Taz-Mania!

Where topsy...

meets turvy...

and they start to spin,

like a Tazmanian devil... 

and his closest kin.

Down in Taz-Mania!

Come to Taz-Mania!

Mom's a live wire,

dad's a bump on a log,

Molly's all fired up

while Jake plays with the dog.

Down in Taz-Mania!

Come to Taz-Mania!

Digeri Dingo and Wendel T. Wolf ...

Francis X. Bushlad is never uncouth.

Bushwhacker Bob...

and his mother called Mum,

Constance and Thickley...

just want to have fun.

Bull Gator and Axl are always left sore,

if you have a deal just call Buddy Boar.

The Platypus brothers are a-backin' about,

the kiwis, 

the bushrats,

have we left anyone out?

Oh yeah, don't forget Taz...

He put the Taz in Taz-Mania,

Down in Tazmania, 

come to Tazmania.

We mean YOU!

Wa-ba-ba-bla-bloopthbbb!!!