8.26.2023

CUP'S COMING HOME?

During the open forum of the Women's World Cup organizers' briefing for the Diplomatic Corps in Sydney last May, a representative from the UK Embassy cheekily asked "so just to confirm the arrangements, you will be immediately sending our PM an invitation to attend WHEN England qualifies for the Final?" 

Jolly good, that!  But it wasn't the only case of British footy prescience leading up to this World Cup, as the fam and I blindly bought tickets for the knock-out matches in Sydney a year in advance with no idea which teams would be playing and which players we'd be seeing.  Well, our bold managerial decision paid off in the form of:

Quarter-Final: England v. Columbia
   

Our train trip to the stadium ran smack at the same time as host Australia's own quarter-final match and epic penalty shootout with France, and I thought I'd actually be able to record one of those cool where-were-you-when-it-happened winning reaction videos. Alas, not all Australian mobile internet provider speeds were created equal, so different parts of the train got their feeds at different times as the others, and the moment was spoilered for many. 
 

But s'all good vibes once at the venue, because nothing unites like Football...and Coldplay/Backstreet Boys stadium rock. 


The match itself was a tight, thrilling affair, with flamboyant Columbia taking a shock lead while imperious England just kept calm and carried on


So Lionesses rally, and we all engage in some shameless bandwagoning 
 
 
Semi-Final: England v Australia


I can't show any love for the Brits this time, because they face hosts Australia and the beloved Matildas


Takot ko lang.  It's also a school night so I have to go to the match on my own and try to blend in with the home fans


The atmosphere was tense and electric from the start -- no surprise given the countries' histories and fierce sporting rivalries (like, there was actual trash talk being carried over from Australia's recent win over England...in Netball)


But once the match started, it was the Matildas who fell behind early and who looked nervous and who just couldn't finish


Australia also surprisingly looked physically overmatched and easily knocked off the ball -- even the LLDD-Baby's armchair analysis said so


But then...early in the second half...Beyond Greatness happens...


...everyone in the stands loses their minds...

 
And I mean EVERYONE


Alas, even after that moment of insane magic, Australia's defense stays nervy and vulnerable, and England soon takes back control and coldly finishes their opponents off.  

Still...well done, Tillies!


And if nothing else, that song is now on everyone's nerves


The implications of the match result also begin sink in


Final: England v Spain


Here we go! (Olé Olé Olé!)   The Final! The big one! The one we waited a year for without knowing what actually we were waiting a year for! Well, the pre-match show alone was already worth it, with a Vivid-esque light-display...  
 

...a unity beat thing FIFA's trying to make happen...


...Tones and I(!)...


...plus a hype video that ended with the Filipinas' goal celebration! 


And finally, the flags and fireworks...


...leading to the nakakatindig-balahibo players entrance to the haunting strains of "Sweet Dreams" 


Game on! And it's an entertaining, action-packed affair. England look like the favorites, but Spain plays with confidence and class.  All the makings of an unforgettable match are there...including a pitch invader who faceplants and gets bundled off right in front of us.


Neither team seems particularly bothered by the interruption, and soon after...Spain strikes!


Uno-Nil!  For the rest of the match, England appears to dominate possession, but Spain remains unflappable and dangerous, and seems to have more chances created...


...as well as wasted


And it was Spain's knock on an England player that caused some momentum-sapping stoppage-in-play and waving-in-crowd


That led to 13(!) minutes of added time, where wave after wave of brute English attacks were turned back by composed, resolute Spanish defense, until finally....
 
 
Campeones, Campeones, Ole Ole Oleeeeee!


Now, I'm not saying Spain's victory song is any worse or better than "Sweet Caroline", I'm just happy it isn't "Sweet Caroline"


So Viva Espanya! Viva tiktok, este, tiki taka! No vivo es pitch invader! Vamos a comer!

Si se puede!

8.20.2023

I'M HIM

 City2Surf pre/postscripts:

* We received our race bibs in the mail about a week before the race, but they didn't come with any adhesives or instructions or anything, so I turned to Aus-internet for answers, and it did not disappoint

algorithm already knew my race outfit and everything

* Also not disappointing (in fact, downright scary) was the official race photographer's facial recognition software which, just from a basic phone selfie submitted after the run, was able to pick out the photos with me from out of the hundreds of thousands taken during the race -- including those where my face was obscured and my bib number not even visible but obviously the A.I. was still able to piece together it was me based on the athletic body type in front 

so similar...you can see how the computers can make mistake me for others

* And Betoota, of course, knew well in advance how my race bros and I roll

so, so Him

8.19.2023

CITY SLICKER SURFER DUDES

City2Surf is Australia's largest fun run attracting over 70,000 "runners" who make their way from Sydney's CBD up through its posh hilly coastal suburbs and all the way down to world-famous Bondi Beach -- a "fun" 14 kms in all. The LLDD-Hyphen-L and I joined this year's edition on a whim with no real special preparation just our existing "fitness" levels I'm sure it'll go "well" because really it's all about the charity and having a good time and not making good time, RIGHT SWEETIE?!














This is just an exhibition. This is not a competition.  
Please...no wagering.

Fun run or not, the LLDD-Hyphen-L smoked my time pero naisip ko lang lahat humahanga sa "follow me" influencers paano na lang yung mga taga-kuha nila ng picture OH WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE ALALAY PHOTOGRAPHERS

(hindi ko lang talaga siya ma-overtake)




















Happy and humbled, Husband will move on to another sport he can actually win, like competitive hot dog eating. Or Gardenscapes.