I'm often asked "does Capt. DFA have any super-powers or special abilities at all?", to which I answer "how dare you the captain is a national treasure who'll secure the department's ISO certification one day and that should be enough for you and you'll never get his secret identity out of me unless you file a freedom of information request."
Or, if you caught him in action at this year's cosplay mania at MOA, you'd be able to piece together that Capt. DFA can:
- Amazingly enlarge a passport to the size of a magazine
in anticipation of the 10 year validity extension
- Clearly and concisely explain WPS
which is the real super power these days, amirite?
- Benevolently award citizens Courtesy Lane slots
actually, the Captain was granted this power through a corresponding Department Order and Memorandum Circular, also known as the most boring origin back-story ever
- Magically pull in people at a cosplay event to visit a freakin' government booth...
...including the genre's biggest celebrity
uuuy, si Cap...naka-stomach in
- And, most importantly, stand like a total bad-ass and glower at the city that needs saving below -- like all the true superheroes do
with great passport comes great responsibility
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