7.30.2017

EIGHT MORE REASONS MY HOME OFFICE IS MORE AWESOME THAN YOUR HOME OFFICE

Trippin' on the Department's Sauron-like ceiling got me acid-flashbacking on what made the home office awesome, and then to thinking it's about time I shouted out some of its other underappreciated coolness
  • Yeah, your office has probably had an exhibit of indigenous textiles in its lobby at some point. Ours had the freakin' Bayanihan dance group stage a flying fabric fashion show. That's how we do.

  • And the accompanying open bar of Philippine liquors at events like these - magnifico! **puts fingers to puckered lips**

  • The periodic book sales/exchanges held outside the cafeteria seem to know what personnel really want.

  • Right at the Department's front entrance are some rock formations jutting out of a body of water patrolled by some chill Pinoy amphibians (who I've named Scarborough and Spratly). Stretching the analogy further: just like our marooned Marines, the turtles are sustained by occasional air drops from the nearby Jollibee =)

  • Sure, some hip progressive offices out there might offer free back rubs to employees. Ours once had a spa set up and give out back, foot, body massages and facials and diamond peels

  • Our office-issued shake drill safety helmets are apparently sponsored by the Ceelin vitamins kid

  • A safe, sensible office would think to place hand sanitizers on receptionists' desks. Ours puts out body lotion. Makes us feel, you know, loved. And attractive.

  • At the end of a workweek, there's still nothing like the view from our roofdeck to make you reflect upon the most profound life questions ahead of you
like, saan tayo kakain, MOA o dampa?

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