7.02.2017

LET'S CHECK UP ON THIS NEWS SITE'S STOCK PHOTO-HEADLINE ALGORITHM MID-YEAR PERFORMANCE SHALL WE

The Science and Research section seems to have cooled off from its hot start to the year, but its quality remains top-notch

I mean, who else would you pair with this headline?



Cowabunga, indeed.



This is a bad sign.



If by soon you mean 2265...



... and not soon enough for Ah-nuld.



That's it. The Rebels are there.



So...your solution is...weaponize Larry the cat??



??????



The good news: the same site's Health and Wellness section seems to be willing to take up the slack -- with Disney princesses!


Ha! Prince Charming's kissing game be weak!



Makes sense. Fish tail known to increase type-2 risk.



On the other hand, the site's Showbiz section doesn't seem to know how Spoiler Alerts work.



(UPDATE!)

The site's Sports section just came out with breaking news on my phone and...oh...never mind.


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