6.29.2014

MY BATCH ISN'T BITTER. WE'RE NOT BITTER AT ALL


A year ago, it was the "World-Class Foreign Service" series.   Despite the best efforts of some batchmates to sneak in some bootleg versions, none of us ever got featured.

Moral: don't chase windmills.  Or exercise.


The department has now rolled out a new recruitment ad, one that showcases the diversity of FSO talents   

not to mention someone's mad digital photography and desktop publishing skillz 


Respect.  But I'd still match my batch's eclecticity(?) against anyone else's.  Among other professions, we got lawyers, a girls' high school math teacher, a stock broker/college professor, a call centre agent, a European languages expert, a couple of co-eds fresh out of college, and not one but two seminarians. Plus a fantasy basketball commissioner.  We're very well rounded is what I'm saying.  That plus our innate photogenic charms should merit us ad consideration, no?  We'll even make it easier for the decision makers and submit our own bootleg version.

   that person with the digital skillz will maybe just have to photoshop some abs

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