WORLDWIDE WEIRD

It just occurred to me that it's been while since I last received a press release from my British counterparts about their "bizarre" client requests. Indeed, the last British collection released below spans two years, which suggests they don't really have that many "strange" requests to report. This is unfortunate, as it denies us the regular opportunity to compare and contrast our countries' approaches to such supposed shenanigans.

Official PHL Position: "It depends on where the tattoo is located, sir."

But what's this?  Another country has stepped to the weirdness and gone at it hard -- on their top official's social media, no less!  So now, when you think of "strange", you think of...Singapore????

Official PHL Position: "No Philippine branch of KFC has ever not asked a customer - regardless of nationality - 'MaamSir, breast part or leg part?' immediately followed by 'MaamSir, willing to wait?'  Fact." 

And then just like "Argo", Canada's top diplomats swoop in out of nowhere -- and it is glorious.

Official PHL Position: "Canada is awesome"