Oh JOY! After lamenting that the Department seems to have forgotten the true spirit of photoshopped Christmas greetings and decrying the heretical use of internet gimmicks and apps...
...our Foreign Service Posts come through and show us that, just like Santa or Slash, photoshop is not really a person but more a feeling in your heart, you know? You may not use photoshop anymore, but if you believe your office can overcome and own the real picture-picture visual challenges like, say, slopes...
...jolog punks...
...and sudden-onset jazz hands...
...then, child, it will be yours!
And if you do still believe in photoshop, then by all means dream BIGGER. Make those teleported landmarks loom larger...
...and those office floors hay-ier.
Don't settle for the usual photoshopping of absentees' upper-torsos into the back row of group shots. You go out there and place their whole bodies on balconies in broad daylight where they don't cast shadows like Twilight vampires.
You also get your graphic design groove on and come up with some truly cool and tasteful images.
Or...
...or...
....YOU MAKE A CHRISTMAS CARD USING THE DEATH STAR, PREDATORS SIDE-EYEING PREY AT THE WATER HAZARD OF THE 15TH HOLE OF THE LOCAL COUNTRY CLUB, AND DINOSAURS
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