Hollywood has its upcoming Office Christmas Party, we just had ours. But where the movie is all about decadence and debauchery, our party was rightfully subdued, dignified and, uh...
... I dunno, certified ISO 9000 compliant by Capt. DFA?
"May I just request everyone to complete the exchange gift satisfaction survey form and leave it in the dropbox on your way out? Thanks so much"
And in accordance with the PPP* Manual of Operations (*Party Policy and Procurement), there were properly budgeted and pre-approved games, song numbers and shenanigans. We had:
- an on-the-spot (but woke!) Mannequin Challenge
- an OG performing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"
- non-stop harassment of the one who came dressed as a princess
- bees
(probably)
keeping buffet lines safe and parties over by 7 p.m. since 1946
So what was my role in all of this? Let's just say I was the one walking around with a giant "A" on his forehead, so everyone knew me to be the party's biggest a--
Capt. Administration! I was Capt. Administration!!!
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