Absent Office Christmas Party (the movie) debauchery, there's normally a limit to the enjoyment I get out of such gatherings, what with my lack of performance talent, bad luck at games, and gripping fear that my kris-kringle gift will be publicly exposed as the lamest.
But this year, I was goddam clutch.
* I was not the first to be eliminated during the blindfolded musical chairs
* I was not the first to be eliminated during the blindfolded musical chairs
* I not only held my own during caroling, I actually blended
* THIS
Christmas in Sydney can be strange, sweetie
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